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Time is Near

Ah yes the time is indeed near, where the roses bloom, the animal chirp with glee, the sky bright with vibrant colors (due to pollution problems within the ecosystem). Ah yes the time is near yet again, where people giggle and people have fun, where that one true crush comes along and makes those little butterflies within your stomach go all flutter deep within you, (or goes off and rips your heart out and guts you like a fish). Ah yes can you feel it? Can you feel the love within the air (or the smog smacking your face)? Can you see the beautiful people greeting you in all directions because a time like this, has come once again (or see Freddy Kruger in a car with hot women because his car is a Ferrari). Well if you can, then guess what, you know that the time of loving is near, the time of Valentine’s Day is upon us.

Well as everyone knows there are two sides of a holiday, though for some odd reason Valentine’s Day is not a National Holiday, which I like to say “What the Hell is Up with That.” I mean come on now, is this yet another way for the community to go off and by stuff to those who we care about to either get slapped or kissed? Come now that seems a little awkward. I say if I am going to go and by something for someone and get slapped, then by damn it I deserve a day off. Shoot in the words of my friend Elle, it is “Pre ordained” that we should get a day off, we deserve it right? Ok, ok well it seems that I began of a ran there and I should not do that. Why? Well that is easy because the time is near.

Now where was I oh yeah there are two sides of a Holiday. The bright cheery side where the birds chirp, the bees are nice, and you get that one loving kiss. Then you got that bad side, where it is raining on you, the birds took a dump on you, you are going to the hospital because bees stung you and the crush you have is laughing at you while you are in the hospital because it just seems funny to them. Yes there are two sides of a holiday where you can get the kiss, or get the slap, either way it will cost you some fine money. I mean who said a holiday is cheap, and please do not raise your hand because a fine dinner is not McDs ok, and the Dollar store is not sufficient enough for a glamorous gift especially if you are going to impress the women/ or men/ or both…I do not know what or who you like so eh.

We all know that not everything can be perfect, but I can leave you all with this, give the one that likes you a shot, give them a chance…you never know. I mean ladies, if a guy gives you a rose, give a hug and not throw it in your face. You want to know why? Because you never know, you never know that the guy you put down could become the next Bill Gates, or hell the next Charles Manson. Guys, when you give something to someone, give it to them because you care, not because you want to get into their pants. It is not attractive and it just makes you look like a man-whore.

That is all for now I guess, god bless and please take these words seriously.

Your friend and mine

Giovanni G. “Alphonse” Alonso

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